I called for a reservation. Was informed they had 4 new sites and I’d be the first to use one. Was informed the sites were concrete pads and level with 50 amp service and Wi-Fi.

1. GPS took me about 3 miles away to a vacant lot with low hanging trees. Garmin uses Campendium for data so I don’t know who not to trust on this one.

2. Found the location and went to the site. The new pads are in back over a drainage curb that brings anything low hanging on your coach (exhaust pipes/sewer outlets) in extremely close proximity to impact.

3. Backed into the site. Noted it wasn’t even close to being level. Maxed out my jacks trying to get level. Added my 8” extension blocks and still couldn’t get level.

4. Attempted to plug in my 50 amp power cord. Pedestal outlet was installed upside down and blocked by a metal rain guard. Noted that the vacant site next to me was the same way.

5. Did a field mode to get plugged in only to discover power was inadequate to run the coach. Leg one was correct. Leg two was low powered. After several minutes of attempting to get our coach fully powered up, I gave up.

I disconnected, dropped my jacks, pulled my extra leveling blocks, hooked up my Jeep, negotiated the curb cut and got the hell out of there. Would you believe they asked me what year my coach was when I made the reservation? Ballsy to say the least.