Y'all don't even visit this place, ok. It is literally the perfect camping spot for a weekend getaway, and I don't want it to be packed when I go back.

I'm not going to tell you about the small beach, the fishing, the stars, the trails, the boating, the peace, or the beauty of nature.

I'll just tell you that the bathrooms are straight-up filled with spiders. My wife and daughter used a pop-up poo tent. That's how many spiders. Like, so many you guys. Oh, and no cell service with Verizon.

And I'm STILL GIVING IT 5 STARS.