Let me sum Huttopia up In a list.

1. You're in the woods

2. In a big tent that you need to fully clean and maintain that costs 300% (at least) than a 3 star hotel per night

3. The pool was dirty with bugs and leaves and dirt

4. The food is basic at the camper

5. They do not enforce peaceful atmosphere and allow loud music and parties past 1AM

6. Shower and bathroom was narrow, shallow, cramped, and not meant for people bigger than a child

7. The place is generally clean

8. Driveway and driving areas to get to tents are extremely bumpy and we bottomed out at 10MPH in a minivan

9. The pond is slimy and disgusting. Like walking through knee high wet seaweed

10. For the price, you could literally stay at a Disney resort

11. Staff was pleasant

Anything that is a positive, nature made. Everything else is a clearing of trees to prop up tents and customer maintained areas that you pay through your arse to use.

It's worth 50% less than what a Holiday Inn Express would cost you, for what you actually get. That's IF you didn't sludge through slime at their sketchy beach!

If you'd prefer a few nights at $900 to $1200 and think it's a better investment than your own $500 tent with a port a potty that can be used anywhere on earth, then this is your place!

Anyone writing positive reviews clearly has cash to burn for what is free with your own tent.

Yup, glamping is upscale camping. Where you clean your own bathroom, sweep your floor, do all your own dishes and more. You get to pay to sleep in the woods and maintain someone else's stuff!