Sites are not great. Uphill, downhill, sideways. Nothing a bulldozer and loads of fill couldn't fix.

The staff are great. Above and beyond helpful.

The pool looked nice, still open after Labor Day weekend when nearly all pools have closed for the season.

Calling that fowl language quacked me up.

Still, fowl language removed. Fowl jokes added...

A little-known college basketball rule is that players are not allowed to own more than five pet chickens.

They will be ejected from a game if they have more than five personal fowls.

Why don't robot chickens play basketball?

Too many technical fowls

Why did the duck hunter have no batting average?

All he can hit are fowls.