Sterling Campground — Hungry Valley State Vehicular Recreation Area

There's just one problem with this campground google .......this isn't Sterling campground. This is the one campground that you can rent for the weekend and it's hella cool . So if you don't want to be bothered by the peasants and who does LOVEE . Then you can go right across the road from Sterling and have your own campgrounds all to yourself it has its own bathrooms it's inclosed with a fence and locks and it has all the free beer and women of questionable backgrounds that you'll ever want.........ok , so it doesn't have free beer but it should , who's with me .....cricket.....cricket...Now sterling the campground in question is basically the campground us peasants stay at and watch all the elitist who are having a way better time than we and that way we can all think back to when we obviously made some really bad decisions and are now paying the price by being a LOSERRRRRR. One good thing about sterling is it is right in the middle of the winds that come through from time to time so instead of the renters getting blown away you'll be the ones who are choking on all the dirt and I'm sure they appreciate that very much or think that's your responsibility or whatever.....sterling is ok but there are way cooler campsites that I would choose. Besides I don't need to be reminded of my screwups my wife reminds me every day almost on a hourly basis which can be very helpful......if your into........people um......helping......me. I mean u. Ok gotta go the old b......my wife's calling and I'm sure it's gonna be some more HELPFUL ADVICE.